Meme!

What Would You Do?

If you had me alone... locked up in your room and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? And nothing you write will be held against you. [Unless it's something really crude or alarming.] Reply and then repost this in your journal. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh, smile, or something altogether different. Or perhaps not... ;-) ALL COMMENTS WILL BE SCREENED SO DON'T BE BASHFUL! Anonymous comments are also allowed... I'd rather not have anonymous comments on this - if someone writes about dipping me in chocolate or the like, I'd rather know who it is, lest I get worried about having an anonymous stalker...

Oh slag...

I got yarn to make this skirt, right? Lots of it, too. And as I was checking my guage I found I was spot on. Then I noticed this note:

Note: if substituting yarn, use a yarn with a recommended gauge of 17 sts/22 rows to 4 inches. The yarn is intentionally knit tighter for this pattern to help prevent the skirt from sagging.

So, slag. Gonna have to figure out something else to use this yarn for.

Any suggestions for what I can do with 17 skeins of Bernat Handicrafter Cotton in Hunter? It knits up to 20 sts for 4"/10 cm on size 7(? maybe 6?) needles, and it's 80 yards a skein.

(Cross-posted with knitting.)