flybystardancer

ranting about the brand new war with Iran, just scroll if you're not here for that -

-look, if I said "the people in power have started a war with another country so they can commit a Mass Human Sacrifice to summon their god down to Earth in order to kick off the apocalypse, an event which they believe they will get to watch and laugh at from their vantage point in heaven," you would expect me to follow it up with "only these badly dressed teenagers and their dragon can stop them! Final Fantasy Fucktangular, coming to a mobile store near you!"

And yet this is exactly what is happening down here in the real world.

We really are living in the most spectacularly stupid timeline.

based on this news article for reference, you'll just have to disable javascript to read it

raisedbymoogles

Am watching Miniminuteman's Ancient Aliens Origins response/drinking game and I just realized that in Transformers!verse, all the Ancient Aliens guys would immediately pivot to "And those aliens were Autobots! :DDDD"

because anything relating to Autobots instantly gets attention and attention = money, like all conspiracy theories.

eventually Optimus Prime learns to tune that shit out 'cause they treat every denial like a confession, but every once in a while a TikTokker gets an angry quote from one of the younger/less even-keeled Autobots that they can turn into Content.

.........oh my god but the Decepticons though. Maybe a few of them start going "oh yeah, we built your pyramids" because they think it's funny, but at one point Megatron starts incorporating it into his propaganda because, hey, flesh creatures, we built all of your civilizations, obviously this means you can't do anything on your own and you should hand over your planet to us!!!! :DDDD (what do you mean you only believe that about the natives of Africa and the Americas, no you're all insignificant insects trust me)

raisedbymoogles

First, new Ask Mighty Megatron: On AO3

Also, my self-imposed challenge to do a Transformers drabble for every prompt on

drabble_zone continues apace: here and here. I fully expect the Internet to crash and burn before I get through all these, but I'm having fun and it's a great way to keep my wordcount up on days when I can't get myself to work on anything else.

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Flyby Stardancer

Reading

not putting this behind a cut sorry

ALIENS. ::does the hand thing::

I've been up to some mischief.

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