(is dragged on, fighting and kicking)

...Okay okay, so I'm going to do the 28 fics memes that's been going around. You know the deal. I give you a list, and you claim a couple, and then I write a short (usually 100-300 words) fic about it. And please, no really odd-ball pairings. I don't mind slash, but I don't have the mental capacity to be able to slash just anybody together.

28 Exillion/Exigeyesers (please indicate which form of him)

1. Naughty Exi Claimed!
2. Happy Exi
3. Silly Exi Claimed!
4. Angsty Exi Claimed!
5. On-Vacation Exi Claimed!
6. Horny Exi Claimed!
7. Transforming Exi
8. Excited Exi Claimed!
9. Book-Reading Exi Claimed!
10. Dancing Exi Claimed!
11. Jealous Exi Claimed!
12. Turned-On Exi Claimed!
13. Caring Exi Claimed!
14. On-His-Knees Exi Claimed!
15. Obedient Exi Claimed!
16. Dominant Exi
17. Naive Exi
18. Drinking-Energon Exi
19. Greedy Exi Claimed!
20. Daring Exi
21. Exploring Exi Claimed!
22. At The Beach Exi Claimed!
23. Bath-Time Exi Claimed!
24. Disheveled Exi Claimed!
25. Exhausted Exi
26. Well-Shagged Exi Claimed!
27. Kick-Ass Exi Claimed!
28. Playing With Kids Exi